NUMBER 10: 24 HOURS OF MUSIC, 2 CONVENIENT LOCATIONS
It's the problem that's gripped anyone that's ever been to a festival. "Oh man, I've gotta go see [Pitchfork Best New Music Band], but they're playing at the same exact time as [Obscure Swedish Brooklyn Vegan Approved Band] and they're on opposite ends of the festival! Plus that girl in the tent next to me said she's give me a handjob if she saw me at [Bullshit Side Stage Band's] show that starts at the same time! What am I gonna do? So, then this happens:
You eat too much LSD and smoke too much crystal meth while you're trying to decide and then you wake up hours later with dicks drawn all over your face.
This guy knows what we're talking about
You missed the bands you wanted to see AND didn't get that handy. Not from a girl anyway. Hey, we've all been there. At the Bushwick Rooftop Festival, you won't have that problem, provided you don't bring any meth. Eleven bands each day, two locations, that's it. Why do we make it so easy? Because we love you.
You missed the bands you wanted to see AND didn't get that handy. Not from a girl anyway. Hey, we've all been there. At the Bushwick Rooftop Festival, you won't have that problem, provided you don't bring any meth. Eleven bands each day, two locations, that's it. Why do we make it so easy? Because we love you.

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