May 29 - 30, 2010


Wednesday, May 19, 2010

You Will Never Be Lost If You Follow Us

You've been waiting with baited breath for weeks years and your wait will soon be rewarded. The Bushwick Rooftop Festival is merely ten days away from changing you in ways that are wonderful and frightening! To celebrate, and convince those of you who for some reason might still be on the fence about this, we're listing ten reasons why you should attend the Bushwick Rooftop Festival, one day at a time.


It's the problem that's gripped anyone that's ever been to a festival. "Oh man, I've gotta go see [Pitchfork Best New Music Band], but they're playing at the same exact time as [Obscure Swedish Brooklyn Vegan Approved Band] and they're on opposite ends of the festival! Plus that girl in the tent next to me said she's give me a handjob if she saw me at [Bullshit Side Stage Band's] show that starts at the same time! What am I gonna do? So, then this happens:

You eat too much LSD and smoke too much crystal meth while you're trying to decide and then you wake up hours later with dicks drawn all over your face.

This guy knows what we're talking about

You missed the bands you wanted to see AND didn't get that handy. Not from a girl anyway. Hey, we've all been there. At the Bushwick Rooftop Festival, you won't have that problem, provided you don't bring any meth. Eleven bands each day, two locations, that's it. Why do we make it so easy? Because we love you.

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Bushwick Rooftop Festival dates announced!

Memorial Day Weekend
May 29th - May 30th

Lineup coming soon...